\U/

This is the text equivalent of spreading your index and middle fingers and pressing them on opposite sides of your mouth while sticking out your tongue. This gesture implies that you want to perform oral sex on a female (particularly the one who u are giving the message to)

Text conversation:

Girl: "What are we doing later on?"
Boyfriend: "\U/"
Girl: "Ooh! I'm getting hot just thinking about it."

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U

You want to know
Who will win.
The curiosity is sure to get to you…
You know it too:)

Quite simple you see..
In arms I need to be:)
And there is no option to disagree.
You will even hear a yippee!!

From my heart,
As she knew from the start
you are the one with her spark.
You can always use the park:)

You make me happy
And not to mention less snappy
My colleagues appreciate it
I have to admit.

It is this love for you
That has me bounce like a kangaroo

If only you knew
Only your love will do!!!

I love U 🥰 always

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U

The completely useless shortening of the word "you." Commonly used by assholes who are to lazy to type/text the extra 2 letters.

Loser: hey baby i love u
Girl: thats it you bastard we're through
Loser:Whuu?
Girl: If you really loved me you'd type the extra two letters asshole!
Loser:Duuh...
************
letz go 2 teh mall u bitchezz!

************

Person: My mom just died.
Other Person: omg im so srry 4 u
Person: fuck you.

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no u

when ur mate says something mean u can reverse him

foob u

no u

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no u

no u

no u

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No U

The end to all arguments. This short, yet effective phrase will annihilate any opponent unintelligent enough to stay away from you.

🅱🅾ℹ 1 : hey 🅱🅾ℹ 2, urmumgay
🅱🅾ℹ 2 : no u
🅱🅾ℹ 1 : *big sad*
like if u cried
can we get to 50 likes ?
such a sad story...

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No u

These two magic words will return anything back to the person who you were talking to. Like below.

l

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v

Doctor: Sir you are going to die of cancer in a few seconds!
Sir: No u.
Doctor: *Dies*

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