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Cringe fat animal with a horn, if you see one, beat the shit out of it.
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A handsome, sexy, clever man that can bring you to your knees and melt you like butter with just a single kiss; who you will find once in a lifetime but rarely catch because he is afraid. Mystical, spiritual, and grounded the unicorn is ellusive and sly. A unicorn wants to be caught but runs when he is approached.
Dont give up him.
I found my unicorn kissed him and he ran away.
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Unicorn is when to lesbians put strap ons on there heads and go at each other.
I saw a fucked up unicorn showcase last night
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A widower , he is a catch
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
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Some one who is gay and loves to show it off
This bitch is so unicorn
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A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.
(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!
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