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A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.
Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.
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A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.
Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!
Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.
Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'
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another phrase for taking a piss
or to pee
because only real men go outside no matter the weather just to avoid putting up the seat
-Dude i have to take a piss
-Go use the shed
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A never-ending tug-of-war of degeneracy where mostly two dominating political parties try their best to intrigue the public to side with them every few years.
US Politics are a complete disaster.
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An organization created upon the birth of the USA over 230 years ago. It's mission is to defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies; foreign and domestic.
Contrary to popular belief, the modern Army no longer accepts convicts as an alternative to jail. All applicants must hold a high school diploma or a GED at minimum. (98% are HS grads) A College degree is a requisite to becoming an officer, though many enlisted soldiers also hold them.
During an average recruiter's day, 75% of interviewed applicants are rejected.
For over two decades, the US Army has been an all-volunteer one, which means only those who have the desire to serve will do so-- thereby greatly increasing morale and unit survivability through better teamwork.
It is a sad fact that US Army soldiers have been the target of protesters both at home and abroad, most notably being the recent incident of a uniformed soldier being beaten at gunpoint by multiple assailants in the famously liberal city of Seattle, WA. Recruiters have also been targets for demonstrations and violence. Some people are seemingly unaware that the soldiers are just fellow Americans who are sworn to carry out their duty. These protests are misdirected at them.
The US Army today represents the finest our country has to offer. We must remember to show respect for its members; past and present.
-A soldier
The US Army is the reason you have your freedom. The constitution is just a piece of paper without the Army to safeguard it.
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The defining document of American Democracy. Writen and signed September of 1787 it influenced American power and it's way of life. Created to replace the Articles of Confederation which were weak and didnt have any real power, it gave the federal and states equal powers as to help balance the sharing of power. The US Constitution seperated the government into 3 branches.
Judical
Legislative
Executive
As to give equal power or a system of "Checks and Balances" so no 1 branch would become more powerful than the other. It has become a symbol of American democrazy and power and has even influenced other countries constitutions for more than 200 years.
Preamble of The US Constitution,
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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A game were even Patrick Star can become a hardcore Detective
Red: blue I got a question!
Blue: What!
Red: What is 2+2?
Blue: IDK!
Red: Skip voting.
2 and 1/2 minutes later...
Blue: Yo Red acting SuS.
Red: How?
Blue: IDK you acting kinda SuS.
"Literally everyone votes Red"
"Red was not the imposter"
Blue: Still kinda SuS to me.
Everyone: Yea same!
Red: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!
"10 seconds later"
Blue: I saw Green vent!
Green: yes I am the Vent repair Guy!
Blue and everybody except Red: Understandable have a nice day!
Red: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS GREEN IS THE IMPOSTER!!!
Green: Allways has been! (🔴💥🔫📗)
Everyone: Red still SuS!
"There are many idiots among us"
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