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The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless
A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.
*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*
'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'
Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Mark is a Stupid useless son of a bitch
He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch
one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.
that fucking useless dependent troll
A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.
There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.
Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!