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Used to describe a larger than average penis. Although having a intercourse with a person who posses a "vacation dick" is arguably more pleasurable it can also be more irritating to the genetalia. A boyfriend dick is daily dick where as a "vacation dick" is for when you want a one or even sometimes two night stand.
"I'm happy with my boyfriend dick but there are some days in which in need that vacation dick."
A large penis you wouldn't naturally want on the regular.
Girl 1: I couldn't have sex with him everyday he has a vacation dick.
Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?
A dick you get only on vacation.
Its usually a very nice one.
My boyfriend gave my ass the vacation dick, it was awesome.
A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).
" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"
An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation
Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.
That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.
The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.
Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.
the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
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