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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 12, 2018


Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

by Nissssy April 28, 2023


Vaginal Veto

When a man who is whipped asks his girlfriend/spouse if he can do something with his friends and she tells him no,that is a vaginal veto

Branden"Hey Bud,the boys and I are goin to the bar to watch the cavs, you in?"
Bud"Hold on let me call my girl and see if I can"Bud"Honey can I go to the bar tonite and watch the cavs game?"Bud's Girl"No!"
Branden"What'd she say?"
Bud"She said No!"
Branden"Man you just got vaginal vetoed, that sucks"

by Branden aka Mr.2 13 3 February 10, 2009


Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook February 5, 2016


vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 14, 2015


Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 22, 2012


Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth

Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip

by df110899@gmail.com October 19, 2019