A fat disgusting human who only eats for fun. Someone who doesn’t eat vegetables even if they are on there death bed
Guy 1: yo that mf is a veggie dodger
Guy 2: he’s god damn huge 😭 nasty ahh
a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK
Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger
When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.
Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!
Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?
The hardest puzzle game in fucking existence.
Person: MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Human: hueh
Person: I PLAYED VEGGIE QUEST AND I AM NOW HERE
Individual: WHY DID YOU PLAY THAT GAME
When you and a homie make a promise to each other that if one of you ends up in a vegetative state, then the other homie has to pull the plug
“Yo lets make a veggie pact. I don’t wanna end up pissing with a tube up my dick for the rest of my life.”