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The act of checking your mail, facebook and twitter accounts, checking out the new additions to lolcats, failblog, roflrazzi and urban dictionary, checking nhl and ufc highlights, etc, all while your teacher is lecturing you, hoping that some of the talk that is washing over you will stick in your head.
"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."
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When you are high mentally, not so much physically. So much so that words and sentences that come out of your mouth no longer make sense.
Person 1- "Yo, lets stay in the music and listen to the car"
Person 2- ".....what....?"
Person 1- "Leave me alone, Im verbally high."
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When someone says something so old school or stupid that they should be in jail for STILL using that term.
Person 1: You're so phat.
Person 2: You need to be in Verbal Jail for still using that term!
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an act of verbally accosting someone to such an extent that the recipient feels as if they have been raped in the most unnatural of ways.
I was forced to commit verbal sodomy when that douchebag was in my face talking shit.
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Discrepancy of meaning, where the speaker has several meanings for the phrase according the situation, but he or she only wants the audience to perceive one of it
Very similar to sarcasm
"I was so excited to return to school for final exams after spring break"
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When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit
Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.
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Rhymes that are so incredibly good. The person who these rhymes are directed towards will feel pain just by the shear depth and phatness of the rhymes themselves.
Thug 1: Heads know that this chump is gonna get whalloped by the epic verses that Q-Tip will spit.
Thug 2: Fo' real. The verbal abuse inflicted upon that Sucka MC will be severe.
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