To talk about something with a lot of interest and excitement
Heidi loves to wax lyrical about the size of Seal's dick.
havin' sex doggy style with a little spankin involved
do the duty wax that booty
To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.
Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.
An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)
Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.
A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.
Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”
Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”
An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.
"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.
Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!
The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.
Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous
Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man