Wait, Wha?

A false state of confusion one enters when one wants to get out of doingwork by being ingnorant.

Honey, can you do the dishes." "Wait, Wha?" "Nevermind.

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I'll wait

A phrase usually applied at the end of a long argumentative rant. (mostly by large black women)

Who doesn't like fried chicken, grape drink, and living off welfare? I'll wait..

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wait, what?

1. Term used after saying something rather perverted or offensive. Said to make it look like whoever said it, was actually joking but a majority of the time they are not.

2. Used to deflect personal responsibility from a blunt comment.

1. Me- "Hey, how's your day going? Oh yeah, I want to do you in the ass! Wait, what?!"

Girl- "Uh, excuse me?"

Me- "I don't know what you're talking about..."

2. Me- "Why don't you quit being such an asshole? Wait, what?"

You- "What the hell did I do?"

Me- "Um, I was just joking?"

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Oh wait

Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.

Used mostly when you are kidding,

Other spellings include,

O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....

I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted

I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight

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The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

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waiting for a friend

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness

"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

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Waiting Face

When you initially don't find someone attractive but the more you see them the hotter they get. Basically just you lowering your standards to accept the options you are given.

Bobby (First day of class): "There aren't any cute girls in my class"
Bobby (2 months into school): "This girl in my class is so hot"
Scott: "Sounds like she's got a waiting face"

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