wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

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wake and Break

Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.

"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."

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Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

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wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

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Spring Wake

The intense binge drinking that takes place after the the viewing portion of a wake. Usually includes shotgunning or funneling beers.

After being told by a relative that you are drinking too much after a wake or funeral , "come on, it's Spring Wake"!

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Wake Apnea

when someone thinks so hard about the task at hand that they forget to breathe, common in people with little to no common sense

She was concentrating so much on sorting the mail that she had a bout of wake apnea.

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wake and bake

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

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