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When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.
Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.
A place to keep your penis warm.
My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!
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Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole
Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.
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A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.
The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.
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A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.
"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"
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A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.
Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."
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When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.
Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.
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