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An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.
Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose
My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass
A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI
Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)
When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.
Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.
When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.
I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus
A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.
There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)
Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch
Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!