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An online strategy game based on building towers, which are non-moving buildings which fire arrows at any enemy units. The object of the game is to upset your opponent into leaving, which is achieved by building more towers. These towers can be built in your own base for defense, or in your opponent's base to annoy them more quickly if you want the game to end faster. In fact it doesn't matter where you build the towers, because your retarded opponent will inevitably suicide large numbers of units into your towers while spamming insults in all caps.
Clan TOWA is best known for griefing Warcraft III by building large clusters of towers on obscure corners of the map that have no strategic value. Instead of attempting to attack their opponents' bases or defend their own, they simply move everything to these hard-to-reach tower fortresses and lure their unsuspecting opponents into games lasting between two and seventeen hours.
The opponents, convinced that they have "won" because they built more units or something, refuse to leave the game for hours on end while they attempt to beg, threaten, negotiate, convince, and/or intimidate their way into a win. Usually this involves an exchange of cell phone calls and false threats of hacking the towering players' computers.
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The highest form of birth control
I was going to bang him,. but he played world of warcraft
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I would just like to direct this entry to all you guys who play this shitty ass game. Let me give you a little example of what this pointless internet game can do to your already pathetic lives:
I have been stranded on an island for my summer vacation for about a week now, no internet, no cel phone signal...
Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get:
" Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me."
Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass.
love,
me
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A fantasy land for people who were beaten up in grade school.
A life sucking, legal drug.
A place for nerdy liberal lovers to inflate their ego, although they themselves are losers.
A gathering of nerdtards who have no future as far as money, success, girls (or men for a large portion), or life.
A game for inbred homos to take their anger out on dwarves and orcs ( the anger usually contracted by some real person just kicking their ass...or their mom grounding them)
Ben is such a nerdy loser because he plays world of warcraft.
Mom leave me alone! I'm going to be in my room playing WOW and you can't come! I'll kill you with my Paladin! (begins to cry)
Hey! Nerd! I'll kick your ass because you play world of bitchnerds...Come here (begins to beat the nerd about the face until he is bloody and crying)
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An MMORPG game often mistaken to be the world's best game mainly because it has 6 million users. It also has many elements of other MMORPGs. Any time you type in MMORPG on a search engine, World of Warcraft will pop up 75% of the time. Just as it is fun, it also ruins social lives.
<Player> Dude, I just beat this really hard boss on World of Warcraft and I gained four levels!
<Friend> And I care for what reason?
<Player> 'Cause WoW kicks ass!
<Friend> Riiiigggghhhttt...I think I'll just go outside now, and you know, LIVE.
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a World Full of Nerd's troll's and. Midget's a place to Gather The oddest Wierdo's of Society n Talk about the the most Un-Usefull Thing's
They Only Have a Job to Support there WOW Gameing n Equipment.
( world of warcraft )WOW Did you do a Raid to Get The Queer Relic from The Butt Troll & Some Gay Gold to make you're Character even 20X more Gayer Then Last Night'
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its a addicting game that took a couple of my good friends its the devil and it take peoples souls
tom- hey brendan wanna play some road hockey
brandon- no thanks i wanna play world of warcraft i just got it
3 months later
tom- brandon i havent seen you at school what happened
brandon- W.O.W i have 2 lvl 80s
W.0.W = GAY
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