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Who fucking knows what this word means. It's been #1 on trending on UD for almost 3 years and apparently nobody has found the correct definition for it.
John: Dude what the fuck is Watermelon Sugar
Leroy: Idk man
The word that’s been stuck at #1 trending for over a year, because the words on the Trending page for this website haven’t been updated in over a year, most likely because Urban Dictionary staff either completely forgot that the page existed, or because they gave up and purposefully abandoned it.
The Trending page is more frozen than a Canadian lake during the Winter. I mean, even if it’s about the Harry Styles song, THE HARRY STYLES SONG “WATERMELON SUGAR” WAS RELEASED IN MAY 2020. IT’S JUNE 2021 THIS IS RIDICULOUS
Watermelon Sugar is a metaphor for something that just does not exist. It seems plausible, because artificial watermelon flavor usually has sugar added. But an actual watermelon has no sugar, in fact people add salt instead. So it could also possibly be an ironic example that is substituting sugar for salt .
She is just too good to be true, she's watermelon sugar.
She appears to be sweet, but at closer taste most definitely salty.
In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
A pop song by Harry Styles played on the radio too many times.
Brad: “Have you heard Watermelon Sugar?”
Tony: “Yeah I heard it for the fourth fucking time within the span of an hour on the radio.”
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a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
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similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
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