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male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.
When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.
I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.
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To talk about something with a lot of interest and excitement
Heidi loves to wax lyrical about the size of Seal's dick.
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havin' sex doggy style with a little spankin involved
do the duty wax that booty
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To perform fellatio during one's period. Used especially if the period falls between the first half and full moon phases.
Dude, when I get home, my girlfriend is going to wax my gibbous.
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An extremely painful way of removing most of one's pubic hair (pubes)
Jeremy : Kelly had a Brazilian Wax done yesterday.
Kyle : Jill told me. SHe said it really hurt.
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A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.
Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”
Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”
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An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.
"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.
Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!
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