Weed

The meaning of life. Higher is always better. Stoned is the best! But remember to not over do it! because you might tripp out if you take more than 12 hits and drink vodka! otherwise its Gods gift to people!

ed: Hey dude im so fuckin drunk right now!
adam: wow man that's not cool!
ed: why dude?
adam: Weed is so much better! Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly!?
ed: nice!
adam: WORD!

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weed

many wonderful things from above.

smoke weed to get a mind altering experience and the consequences will be bleek. where ever weed came from; the good lord made sure it wasn't a mistake, no one really smokes weed, IT SMOKES YOU, and you know what feels good when you brush your teeth? your weed. so just eat it.

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weed

Weed is a name for unwanted and nasty looking plants growing on your lawn, ruining it.

I'm gonna go mow the lawn, that weed is everywhere.

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Weed

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwsome! Pretty much the dankest thing on Earth.

Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke!

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.

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weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.

Let's smoke some weeds.

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weed

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

weed

the green thing snoop dogg always talks about

guy: yo you got that weed
kid: i'm seven
guy: and?