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When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.
Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.
When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.
He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.
To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!
"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"
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Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.
The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.
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It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.
I have a Teeny Weeny
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A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.
Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.
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