When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.
He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.
When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.
Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.
To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!
"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"
Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.
The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.
It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.
I have a Teeny Weeny
A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.
Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.