The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it
Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.
Have you saw the meme “Hi welcome to chili’s”?
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A stereotypical African American.
Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
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A way to greet someone into your surroundings. To indirectly say fuck you all.
(Said very loud with your gut)
Welcome to hell bitch!
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Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!
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A useful phrase to explain to someone that sometimes life is not fair
"I'm afraid that's how it works here Dave, if you want want to ride shotgun then you'll have to be space docked by Big Vern. Welcome to big school.
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When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...