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A woman easily seduced at the beach.
Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."
Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"
Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."
Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."
Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.
I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.
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The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.
My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer
The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.
I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.
A girl who wants him so much when his ex girlfriend leaves
Penny is dans wench she only got dan cause leeann doesn’t want him