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Dead Page: Pages in a textbook in which there are no pictures, examples, or figures to take away from the pure, concentrated reading grind. Usually used in context with lots of sighs and long note taking assignments for school.
Student: Dude, did you finish the note assignment last night for AP Euro?
Dude: Yeah, and it took like 3 hours. There were at least 3 dead pages.
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The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones.
That girl was such as tease, she made me stop after yellow paging her.
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The act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books
Guy 1: Yo dude, Sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it good?
Guy 1: Yeah I came all over Michael Mopurgo
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A page where insecure middle schoolers write derogatory things about beautiful BEAUTIFUL girls and try to bring them down. It never works because not only are these girls beautiful, but they're strong too. Then, the page gets mentioned to the principal and then eliminated. Two months later, another one starts and the drama comes around again.
Kid 1: "Who started that frikkin' Burn Page?!"
Kid 2: "Idk, but they must be really insecure. Who could hate on those gorgeous girls?"
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A ghetto page is when you are running low on credit on your cell phone and as a result, you call someone and hang up, waiting for them to call you back.
Lisa: Marisa just ghetto paged me.
Kelly: Really? She must be running low on minutes.
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A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.
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A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.
After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
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