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Thomas, I boy who has a tiny dick and gets no pussy
Yo you know that Thomas kid?
Yea he a pussy
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A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
Have you ever seen bologna nipples?
Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.
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An expresion that expresses anything. Screaming THOMAS! can imply any taboo term, and comes in handy when saying something you don't want... Give screaming THOMAS a try. **This gesture may become addicting.
-can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or ad-verb
THOMAS!..I dropped the soap and I'm in jail! THOMAS!..My brother crashed his car while Ghost Riding. THOMAS!..My girfriend has a giant mole on her face! THOMAS!..I soiled my pants. THOMAS!..(no reason)
THOMAS has a grifriend named CHRISTINA!, dog named GINGER!, brother named PETER!, mom named ELZIBETH! and dad named HIENRICK. These terms may be used I substitution of THOMAS!
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Thomas = A person who is literary a pagan
Look at that Thomas over there, hes doing all sorts of pagan activities.
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A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.
We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.
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When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.
“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”
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