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An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path
It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
A feeling of liberty or independence.
Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.
To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
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bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth
dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha
man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass
dude its true
man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag
wow dude you really think that about me
yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind
ok dude you made it clear to me now wow
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When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.
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