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A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.
My friend Joe is a window licker.
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The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!
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You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.
My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
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The best OS. Windows 7 is so much better than windows 10. windows 7 has no spyware, no built-in advertisement, no annoying forced update, no several restart to install update that will damage your computer a lot and more spyware added. All of those are on windows 10 but not windows 7.
Microsoft: we will stop giving Windows 7 support after January 14, 2020.
Me: I don't care. What is my anti virus for? I don't give a sh*t to Windows 10. Complete garbage.
Mom: look I bought you a new mac book pro!
Me: *format everything and installing windows 7.
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To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.
Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.
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