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the act of dipping toilet paper in the toilet water after a courtesy flush has taken place during a very bad shit/diarrhea to wipe your ass in a public bathroom.
Scenario: You're taking a shit in a public bathroom. It is a very very bad shit. Possibly diarrhea. In order to feel clean you would need to wipe for the next half hour. To speed up the process and make yourself feel better you can do this. You flush the toilet once, maybe twice so you can get clean water. You then take a handful of toiletpaper and simply dip a little bit of the bottom into the water. Then you "indian wipe" your ass with the wet part of the toilet paper. After this it makes it much easier and quicker to wipe with the dry toilet paper.
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.
"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"
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When you fart so many wet smelly farts that you have go to the bathroom and wipe then you get a little stripe on the toilet paper. Also known as Mississippi mud butt.
I cut like sixteen hot farts and had to go upstairs and wipe a stripe cuz it felt all wet and uncomfortable in my boxers.
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when the situation arises, after a good night, you awake with the pabst a brewin. your bowel movement barely makes it to the porcelain bowl as you realize the girls from the night before used up the last rolls of shit tickets.
with no other option, you must cup the hand and swoop in one upward wipe to clear the remains, the remaining brownie must then be forcefully whipped from the fingertips into the the bowl.
once successfully completed, simply scrub fingers.
the hyphy wipe can be used as a dance move, similar to the thizz face, a hyphy wipe will let everyone know hyphy-ness.
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When a human's girth prohibits them from reaching their butthole using the tried and true "around the back" method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the shit using a "hook up" motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the labia, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. Males get shit all over the rear of their testicles See:Sack-o-berries.
Dude I went down on this fat bitch at the Team Hancock party. And a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her clit. I found the source of this to be a Secret Skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. I should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. I lost all Drive to Dive and left.
WE at Team Hancock believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk......don't tell me you don't know what i'm talkin about
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The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.
"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
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A beautiful women who you would love to fuck.
Term comes from cleaning your cock on the curtains afterwards.
Fuck me Dave she is well worth a wipe.
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