Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

thor asle

A psychologist who loves waffles and lady’s called Biancka

Thor Asle: Hi Biancka!
Biancka: Hi colleague!

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.