Wibble Wobble

A definition pertaining to male genitalia, for it "wibble wobbles"

Ima smack dat ho wif my Wibble Wobble!

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Eatin' the wobble

The act of making a major mistake
To fuck something up royally

Oy! Dave's really eatin' the wobble on this one... yea?

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wobbling the knob

Another term for Masturbation.

Haven't had any in a week... I think I'm about to resort to wobbling the knob.

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wobbly sausage

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.

George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!

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Weeble Wobble

A pussy

That bitch is probably at home right now with a black dilly in her weeble wobble

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wobble jogging

Wobble jogging occurs when an overweight person trys to run and their flab jiggles or wobbles

Look at that guys fat wobble as he chases that cupcake, he must be wobble jogging.

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wobbly wizard

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.

1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?

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