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A portable sandwich making machine, but can also double up as a personal sex machine.
I really fancy a sandwich...Where's the woman?
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A male, over the age of 25, who is sexually attracted to many women and has sexual interplay with many of them. He does does not seek to have a commitment to any of them. His personal moral code is that women are for sex and entertainment.
The word does not apply to males younger than 25.
The word may also apply to a lesbian.
Women don't seem to understand that before a man can actaully mean he wants to commit, he should be older than 25 and he should have experienced being a womanizer.
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A woman- A precious person who has no fucking time for all of men's bullshit. They are constantly belittled by society and they can do nothing right in men's eyes. They are, however, the fucking superior gender and no know appreciates them.
Wow, women (like the woman who birthed me) are fucking stupid even though they try and do everything for us, we treat them like garbage?? It makes sense though.
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A man but less advanced, also used as a portable cleaner
My woman better be doing her job
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A female human who is the only humans to carry children
Man:I'm pregnant
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
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