Wombatism
The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.
I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition
when a nigga got his dick light on fire and he fuck his bitch and he lit her pubes up nigga
my nigga jerome dun a fire wombat yesterday cuz he drunk
A complete legend with great taste in music.
The Wombats fans are incredible people.
an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.
*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"
A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.
Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"
buying marijuana to smoke, using paper, a pipe, bong or vaporizer. see riding the wombat
i went into the alley to see my friend and for milking the wombat.
The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!