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boom wonka

A severally retarded person or comment that's extremely unfunny, childish, or stupid.

You a boom Wonka
Your acting like a boom Wonka
You look like a boom wonka

by Lt3100 April 25, 2024


Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 9, 2023


Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.

Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

by cunt roll January 2, 2019


Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.

My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.

by Wonkareffic November 17, 2022


Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019


Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015


willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal August 26, 2015