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Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.
The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.
Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.
"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."
When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs
How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs
To do something really awesome.
Person 1: Hey, here's the X you asked for.
Person 2: Thanks dude, you are doing god's work.
The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.
I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.
Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
A term for when the kind of work you do almost totally consumes your mind and so you take it home with you.
I’m sitting down to a lovely dinner and my work head has me in knots!