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A solo wank is better than two shags
Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
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Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
As in buyer's remorse this term also refers to the post purchase experience. In this case it would be when you rekindle the excitement of an old purchase, that you take for granted now, by talking about it to someone you haven't seen since you bought the item.
I hadn't seen Bob in six months. I can show him the latest iphone I bought a couple of months ago! He'll be envious and I'll get me some buyer's re-worth!
the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.
wow my son has an primo net worth!
installation for territorial worth account which can go up from $123 to $2000 to use it use coordinates for installation recipe to use net worth connected to your value of your installation that will lead up to good luck