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yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024


yo mama

what I did last night.

I fucked yo mama last night.

by yo mama got it August 17, 2021


yo mama

someone who is in my bed

me: yo mama is in my bed!
you: aww shucks not again

by catluvyr420 November 23, 2021


yo mama

a term of endearment

ay, yo mama

by Beyoncéfan_64 September 3, 2021


yo mama

ugly fat dead

yo mama is so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed

by Florida man 69420 June 30, 2022


Yo mama

THE PHRASE "YO MAMA" is commonly used by 9 year olds to 'roast people'. If you here the phrase Yo mama so ... she ........... YOU SHOULD COMMIT DIE NOW

Yo mama so fat the sun orbits her.

by Kakwkwk November 2, 2019


yo mama

a joke commonly used to insult a person's mama

yo mama is so ugly they turn mudussa into stone.

by red=blue December 22, 2020