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New Hat

Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.

Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"

The iPhone 5s is nothing but the iPhone 5 with a new hat.

by HatMan34 November 20, 2014


Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021


Heavy Hat

Nickname in the U.S. Marine Corps for a Drill Instructor whose job it is to teach new recruits how to drill properly. He spends most of his time on the grinder rehearsing drill & ceremonies movements.

"Our Heavy Hat spend all day going over 'inspection arms' with our platoon. My arms are completely shot..."

by Pylon0311 October 1, 2012


nigga hat

a hat (which is usually purchased from a sports store in the mall) with the tags and stickers left on it so the customer can wear it for one night and return it the next day for a refund

Thug #1: Yo, did you see Tyrone's Detroit Pistons cap? That shit was fly!
Thug #2: Yeah, that nigga hat was dope, and that nigga hat is also back on the shelf at Modell's.

by GoldTeefs September 7, 2006

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high hat

Slang for being left out, condescended to, or otherwise being screwed out of what's rightfully yours. The "High Hat" can be either given or recieved.

Note: Checkk out the film "Millers Crossing" for colorful usage of the term.

MARK: Hey Nick, I'm going over my Uncles tonight for a birthday party so I can't hang tonight. I'll call you tomorrow.

NICK: That's awfully strange-I heard from Adrian that yer' going to see the White Stripes. You givin' me the "high hat" fucker?!

by Mike Falcigno April 22, 2004

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beaver hat

is a female condom

Don't even think about sleeping with her unless she is wearing a beaver hat!

by jew jappy February 26, 2013

29๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bucket Hat

A hat that fits on the head as if it were an upside down bucket. Trendy amongst twenty-somethings who don't quite know where they fit in. May be emblazened with a beer logo.

Hey! Dump the fish heads out of the bucket and put it on your head. You are now wearing a bucket hat!

by liquidcrack January 22, 2003

62๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž