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A 'Jeffrey Leg Day' is a session in the gym where you tell the lads you are doing legs, but you do arms instead.
Jeff: Ah lads, I'm aching after doing legs in the gym.
Lads: Piss off mate, I saw you doing curls in the mirror & you have legs like a sparrow, you clearly did as Jeffrey leg day.
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A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!
Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!
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This is when you can tell a man named Jeffrey to go shut the fuck up.
Jeffrey: I just got a-
Person: Shut the FUCK UP
Jeffery: What the hell bro
Person: its shut up Jeffrey day
Jeffrey: Ok have a good day
executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
To push your dick between your legs so it looks like a weird looking vagina.
A dick that looks like a vagina
Jesus, you guys see Silence of the Lambs? I still get nightmares from when buffalo Bill Trav Jeffrey’d his dick like that.
Definition: A person that will make you laugh till you pee, stay by your side through good and bad, makes your issues his issues all without expecting or asking anything in return.
I didn’t think I could of gotten through a rough patch in my life but God sent me a Jeffrey Fernandez and now I am stress free
A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.
Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.