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what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
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A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.
I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.
Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?
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When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!
Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!
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After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.
"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"
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A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.
Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.
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Annual Thanksgiving friendly football game played at the Trails. 2008 was the 15th annual.
This year's Turkey Bowl was the best yet.
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The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
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