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The act of taking a dump at school.
When Dad picked Cedric up from school, he asked Cedric if he was able to take an escuela duece that day.
This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".
"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"
when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.
P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.
Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
Where its everyone goes YAE YAE. This place is known for a good time.
Lets go to the duece its going over there.
To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.