fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

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Grease a fifth wheel

Greasing up a butthole with lubrication.

1) Jay likes to grease Mike's fifth wheel.
2) You like to grease a fifth wheel

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Fifth-nation syndrome

A term used to connote the state of a (third world) entity (nation/ organisation/ company) unable to occupy the numero uno position in scientific or technological advancements but compelled to play catch up with the breakthroughs of more advanced entities.

Former (Indian) president APJ Abdul Kalam said India is suffering from a fifth-nation syndrome as it is always the fourth or fifth nation to launch any mission like the space mission or nuclear programme

Apple's victory in its law suit against Samsung vindicated its stand that the latter copied the American co's original design. Samsung never comes up with anything original, it suffers from a fifth-nation syndrome.

Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

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Fifth Avenue Regular

1. A derisive term to describe a person or persons who will blindly back and senselessly support literally anything president donald john trump says, thinks or does, no matter the incongruity with their own ethics, morals, standards or spiritual beliefs.

2. a reference to the 1979 Disney film, The North Avenue Irregulars.

Origin: 2016. Fourth Grade Level English.
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any voters."

There was no point in debating the merits of trump’s xenophobic immigration plan with the Fifth Avenue Regular.

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Double Fifth Drunk

There is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. At this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of "Double Fifth Drunk" as you are. This is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.

Shit man i just got done with finals this week I'm getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!

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Juiced to tha fifth

Being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power. Any number can be used depending on the level of drunkenness.

"Man I got juiced to tha fifth last night". "I got juiced to the 6th". "I got juiced squared".

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