bunny humping

The act of giving a blow job. A discretionary term for BJ used when in the company of others. It was explained as a women has bunny ears, a bunny nose and a bunny mouth for humping.

Dear would you like to go back to our place for some bunny humping?

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dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.

Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."

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Bear Hump

The act of humping like a bear

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.

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busting a hump

Putting in extra time and effort to accomplish something (like a chore, special project, or other task).

Thanks for busting a hump today to get that project done, Carl.

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Rump Hump

To hump a sexy girl's bubble butt, with emphasis on the thrusting of the hips. Usually ending with a spastic seizure-like orgasm.

Ms. Dovner was rump humped on a sexy micro-suede bed by Mr. Right.

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Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".

"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."

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