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The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.
John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."
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a boy with a small dick
Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....
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A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.
Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
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While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.
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To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.
"I just got Jasoned again!"
"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."