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THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT
Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"
Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”
When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv
Maryland man runs out of store naked