a black person, also see coon
black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons
Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.
Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.
Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
Vagina and the area serrounding it.
Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.
An African American slang term that describes their Gigantic lips
"Ma nigga you got some big o melon lips!"
The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not
The australian rice farmer likes water melons
A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.