cotton-pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

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pussy pony

when a woman's vagina makes a wet, galloping noise during intercourse

"That bitch got dat pussy pony, I call her Seabuiscut"

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omg ponies

an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness

"I logged on and and saw the pics of your new l33t rig and thought "omg ponies!"

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Talking Pony

When a person is talking absolute and utter annoying nonsense at you, and you can’t get away.

What did he say to you?
Ah nothing he was talking pony.

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playing the ponies

A slang term meaning to bet on horse racing.

"Im gonna head down to OTB. You wanna come?" - Gambling Degenerate

"No thanks. Why do you piss your money away playing the ponies?" -Smart Friend

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phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

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pony stomp

the act of stomping on a vagina with great force while holding the legs apart for maximum contact; a bizarre form of domestic and sexual abuse related to the donkey punch.

When I came home late, Daniel punished me with a pony stomp. My vagina is still weeping.

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