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Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman November 27, 2015


Superman sick

When your so sick that you feel worse than Superman being sick as hell

Guy 1: Man last weak I was Superman sick

Guy 2: That sucks you missed 6 test

by Superb Marco Frog April 9, 2013


superman love

The love you have for your homies. No homo

Joel: dog we've been homies forever.

Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.

by Angel Luciano January 17, 2014


The Superman Curse

A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.

The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.

While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.

Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.

by Someone who kinda exists July 21, 2021


Superman Stephen

The sweetest, most loving, compassionate, Godly man you'll ever meet. He is the epitome of a gentleman, and never hesitates to remind you that you have a beautiful spirit and soul. He is tall, handsome and muscular. He has an air of MOG swag about him in the way he talks, interacts, and walks. He loves to talk.

Superman Stephen

by Giulia:) October 13, 2013


Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.

Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!

by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009

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crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 4, 2008

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