whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

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that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.

Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!

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Whack Fest

Whack Fest can occur any time, but usually on a Saturday morning/afternnon. It consists of Masturbating thouroughly for at the least amount of time 2 hours to the prefered 5 hour mark. This masterbation is done consistently by stopping just before you are about to "Blow the Load!" Wait about 10-15 min (no touchy touchy!) then proceed again. Keep this up for the prefered 5 hours, and let it go! This will leave you with Mt. St. Helen in your crotch.

Scenario 1: Corey- "YO, Scott what are you going to do this weekend?" Scott- "I'm gonna participate in a whack fest."

Scenario 2: That test was hard, I think I deserve to have a whack fest.

Scenario 3: "No, mom I cant go to Uncle Clyde's Funneral. Why? Because I'm gonna do whack fest! Damn it!"

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Whack Bitches

Crazy, psycho, unrelenting, stalking, usually wildebest-like bitches. To be avoided like the plague.

Dude, that whack bitch kept on me all night!

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whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

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Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

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Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

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