Absolute Chad

Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.

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absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

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Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

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Absolute Unit

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...

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Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID

DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

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Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

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absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

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