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belly-ache axtell

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.

Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?

by Major Johnson April 12, 2005

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emeril ache

having pain because of wanting to emeril and not doing it

I was really suffering from an emeril ache, that bitch was so annoying. She deserved it.

by skankwhore December 24, 2003

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head ache relief

craigslist code for sexual favors usually paid for in "roses"

exmple, busty asian offers head ache relief 80 dollars incall

by zargolll November 6, 2013

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mexican tooth ache

stomach ache, comparable to Montezuma's revenge

after eating that fried chicken last night, I got a really bad Mexican Tooth Ache!

by youarenotthefather November 2, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

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eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

by Snoopy Shultz August 14, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

by Dale Johnson November 21, 2007

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