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Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states

Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.

by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021


Ahmed Ashour

HOTTEST GUY IN THE FUCKING PLANET
LAMEES HUSBAND
KISS ME RN

I WANT AHMED ASHOUR

by June 13, 2023


naleye ahmed

Naleye Ahmed is a subclan of reer darawiish

she's naleye ahmed

by readyforthemoon55 August 10, 2020


Mubashir Ahmed

A year 9 pedo who gets bummed

He is an mubashir Ahmed.

by Mubashir Ahmed January 11, 2020


Yusuf Ahmed

the best person ever. he’s a bit loud and can be annoying but has a massive heart and only has your best intentions in mind. usually comes up with dark, complex plans that have good outcomes. a true anti-hero and a perfect man. he’s also praised for his rugged good lucks. he is however a massive heart throb and a huge simp. don’t be surprised if he steals you girl ;)

“Yusuf Ahmed has such an odd personality but i love him

by Queen Of Thorns February 10, 2022


The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024


Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018