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A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism
“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”
the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza
"It was so cold last night, my boyfriend made me an alaskan pizza."
The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.
“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”
A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.
Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.
A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz