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someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.
There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.
"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.
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The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.
"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."
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The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol
When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"
Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.
Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!
Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.
Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!
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The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.
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